9 questions that keep me up at night...

1. Windows 98....so what exactly was wrong with the previous 97 versions?
2. Why are raw carrots so far superior to cooked ones?
3. If you get both of your hands amputated, could you ever consider food "finger-licking good" again?
4. How long will I have to wait for a Large Cooper?
5. Does this shirt come in an extra small?
6. Why does everyone hate on cats? 
7. What will Steve Jobs come up with next?
8. Why the hell won't this hard drive spin?
9. Will my company be prepared for Y3K?

Tip of the day: Tornados are dangerous, avoid if possible.

Love,
Ram